Hi, I'm Demetri.

(Source: fred---astaire)

Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.

—(via whatalovelythought)

(Source: trillvcvm)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

(Source: harpersroy)

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

  • Baby: m-m
  • Mom: mama?
  • Baby: mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell