Hi, I'm Demetri.

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(Source: drsonic1)


I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you’re completely amazing.

Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.

—FRS (via barbieandken)

(Source: lilith-not-eve)



i’m sorry i’m not sorry


i’m suddenly interested in sports?

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who is Daquan

(Source: trappunzelll)

(Source: wheniwasyourman)