Hi, I'm Demetri.

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"

(Source: awwww-cute)

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(Source: sluttybitch2009)

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos)

(Source: fellcltysmoak)

baelor:

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